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Trying to commit to Dry January? No promises.
This retro desert-dune design with half-buried beer bottles is made for the people who might skip the booze for a bit… but aren’t signing any contracts. A fun, easygoing nod to New Year’s resolutions with a classic “No Promises” twist.
Soft, lightweight, and ready for whatever your January looks like—dry, damp, or deliciously off-track.
Product Features
100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — ultra-soft with a smooth hand-feel
Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
Ribbed collar + shoulder twill tape helps maintain shape and prevents stretching
Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort
High-quality DTF/DTG printing for crisp, vibrant artwork
Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced U.S. cotton
EU 2-year warranty
Fabric blends (where applicable):
Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton / 65% polyester
Sport Grey, Antique colors, Safety colors: poly-blended for softness + durability
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
Tumble dry: low heat
Do not bleach
Do not dryclean
Iron/steam/dry on low heat (avoid ironing directly over the print)
Perfect For:
✔ Dry-ish January attempts
✔ New Year’s parties & brewery runs
✔ Gag gifts for friends who “try their best”
Dry January? No Promises.
$29.00
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean